12/19/2023 0 Comments Bing bada![]() ![]() "You know you can sleep with any girl here." "This is my kind of party," says Brad, a video technician from Boulder who's dressed up like a Deadhead, all in tie-dye. They give out their phone numbers to any man who asks. ![]() They stroke their own inner thighs while they listen raptly to men going on and on about the Denver Broncos' offensive line, the torque of a certain motorcycle engine, the merits of various deer scents for bow-hunting. They allow their breasts to spill from their French Maid and Naughty Nurse outfits. ![]() And so they cast come-hither glances in all directions. They're here to party with current clients and solicit future business, to market their supple flesh and sparkling personalities. But despite this ratio, it's the women who compete for the men's attention, rather than the other way around, because the women are professional escorts. There are about 200 men here and half as many women. These men refer to themselves as hobbyists and go by screen names like Russian Teddy, T Baggs and Crazy Horse - so dubbed for his penchant for presenting escorts with stuffed toy horses as gifts. The sponsor of this October 30 meet-and-greet is the Other Board, a Denver-based website that caters to habitual clients of local escort agencies and massage parlors. The strawberry blonde in a strawberry teddy sitting on the next stool leans into him and inquires, "Who are you supposed to be?" Sliding a skeletal hand over her ass, he replies, "I'm the Grim Raper." In one glove he clutches a cocktail, in the other a staff crowned with a thick-veined purple dildo. ![]() Perched on a nearby bar stool is a tall man sporting death's-head makeup, a hooded cloak and costume gauntlets depicting finger bones stripped of flesh. Catwoman giggles and gives his nasty prop a tug. "Maybe you should have to pay me next time," the Flasher says. "Ooh, yeah, baby," she purrs, while he grinds against her from behind. A snowy-haired gent who's costumed as a flasher, with a massive plastic phallus dangling beneath his raincoat, is dirty-dancing to "Play That Funky Music" with a hottie in a black leather Catwoman costume who's young enough to be his daughter, maybe even his granddaughter. MusicalFare Theatre is on the web at a strip-mall sports bar near the Denver Tech Center, the Halloween party is getting a little scary. Ticket reservations may be made by calling (716) 839-8540. The cast includes Louis Colaiacovo (as Gino Capishe), Paschal Frisina III (as Ricky Cotta), Lisa Ludwig (as Terrie Cotta) and Paul Maisano (as Tony Terrazzo Jr.). Performances were originally to play to May 24. The score features "great Italian music made famous by Dean Martin, Perry Como, Jerry Vale, Louis Prima and others." The new musical is written by Paul Maisano (who also appears in the show), directed by MusicalFare Theatre founder and artistic/executive director Randall Kramer, choreographed by Kristy Cavanagh and has music direction by Jason Bravo. It's an explosion of laughs when secrets are revealed, dirty laundry is hung out to dry - and there's a hit man in the audience and Nuns backstage!" "Twenty years later they are reunited in a special reunion concert. Recalling such show as Forever Plaid and Nunsense, Bada Bing! Bada Boom! "is the story of the Bada Bings, a male singing trio that split up shortly after achieving fame at Cardinal Synne High School," according to MusicalFare. More than $100,000 flooded the box office of the 136-seat theatre. The world premiere of Bada Bing! Bada Boom! had the largest pre-sale in the 19-year history of MusicalFare Theatre, in Amherst, NY, and will get an extra week, now to May 31. ![]()
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